Kill them with success bury them with a smile.
when my parents think I do nothing all day.

sodamnrelatable:

Please, I run a blog. 

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And I hang out with my friends like this: 


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When you’re in an awkward situation

sodamnrelatable:

but then your bestfriend arrives you’re like:

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When a two-faced ho waves at you.
That moment on Sundays when you remember there’s school tomorrow.
That awkward moment when you say something really deep:

sodamnrelatable:

First Reaction: Wow, how the fuck did I think about it?

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Second Reaction: I’M A POET!!!!

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When my mom is bitchin’

sodamnrelatable:

she mad for no reason like

im like, the fuck?

she says “YOU GOTTA ATTITUDE NOW?”

im like “wait, me?”

then she’s like

so i run to my room like WTF!

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When you’re trying to make a funny face but still stay cute.

sodamnrelatable:

Expectations:

Reality:


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fuckyeahgregorio:

Hell yeah.

fuckyeahgregorio:

Hell yeah.

nutella-or-die:

Me when someone touches my food

nutella-or-die:

Me when someone touches my food